DazMann

DazMann Still is an actor, whose parents were to dumb to spell Desmond.

At a Starbucks:
Customer: My name is Desmond.
Worker: Alright, drink for DazMann ist ready!

DazMann by Kenz0r123 February 7, 2022

DAZMAN 

Also known as Daz Default. Warped photo of Darren the famous drummer from Dudley, West Midlands. Original photo of Darren pulling a jib on his now famous sofa wearing a Jack Daniels baseball cap, waistcoat and holding a Concorde wine bottle. Warped by his schoolmate Andy AKA Ben and secretly passed around the net without his knowledge. Used extensively when someone famous dies and Dazman's warped face is applied next to the dead person. Extensively used on Facebook and Myspace.

Dazman DazDefault

DAZMAN by Dazdefault October 13, 2010

dazmanultra

An "Ultra" version of standard. Dazman. Superior, more attractive, more intelligent than "dazman", only one "dazmanultra" is known to exist in the wild.

James Bond lost his job to a dazmanultra.

dazmanultra by Fred October 31, 2003

Damanni 

A really cute boy that loves his afro. He is always chill and always on the bright side. Never down and if he is he won't tell anyone not even his girl.

Your really a Damanni, huh?

Damanni by Cindy17m May 17, 2018

Dazman 

Someone who stood up to the 'clique' without fear.

Someone who should be admired for not wanting to be a sheep.

Someone who stood up to bullying and wasnt afraid to say what was on his mind. Someone who stood up for his mates, even if it meant making him unpopular. Someone who will be remember long after the cretins who fought so hard to get rid of him.

Someone whose legacy lives on, even today. Dazman was a top bloke. The Hattrick world is poorer for his absence

"Dont let it worry you Dazman, more people back up what you say than you realise. If anyone stands up against them they just get shouted down, like they try to do with you. I reckon alot of it boils down to jealousy. They cant argue their point with you so they just start having a go. They're bothered about you a whole lot more than you're bothered about them. Its as if they need you. Sad cunts with no lives at the end of the day.

That Andiell, what a complete and total wanker. Hes about as funny as cancer. And dont get me started on waynef, Ive known more hilarious bowel movements.

The Clique - A group of people who had to discuss what to say about Daz in their own elite federation. They couldnt just post it, oh no. They had to talk about it first, just to see if everyone found it funny. They crave acceptance with each other. Its all very homo-erotic if you ask me."

Dazman by Dangermouse. April 30, 2006

Dammann-Tamke 

An ancient German family name. Not to confuse with the name 'Dammann', which was already a thing back in 14th. Century. Some people might be only called 'Tamke' and others just 'Dammann'. Either way, those called 'Dammann-Tamke' are much cooler, although the origin of the name stays unknown and many people never heard about that name. The name was given to several northern Germans, who demonstrate against the sayin': 'moin, moin', since it's supposed to be only one 'moin'. The word was taken from a dead dialect, called "plattdeutsch".

E.g. "So your first name is Dammann and your family name is Tamke?"
"No, Dammann-Tamke is my second name."
"Do you think Plattdeutsch is still a thing?"
"Of course. I speak it. It's a language."
"Yeah sure, thought so."

Dammann-Tamke by Timmy01 January 29, 2022

dazman 

Sanctimonius and self-righteous martyr

Dazman: That's perhaps the saddest post Ive ever seen on Hattrick in all the time Ive been playing, Ad. Its a real shame you felt the need to post petty needless abuse. I felt belittled and humiliated, and in public as well. This is my final login, but before I go I want to know why you did all this? I want to know your motivation for ruining this game for me.

dazman by Everyone not in WHOA August 23, 2004