The polite way of saying the “r word”. My uncle is crazy and has a tbi so he acts special. When do you something stupid, you say a person has UDS. There are currently 8 patients and no cure.

Bro I can’t believe you stuttered, your Uncle Dave Syndrome (UDS) must be acting up.

Uncle Dave Syndrome (UDS) by KALYNALTNEL May 26, 2022

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Uncky Dave

When you screw some one over in some way, mainly used when dealing with a company of some description.

1. You just got Uncky Daved.

2.I am going to Uncky Dave that guy.

3. I just got Uncky Daved.

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Uncky Dave by UbahZVT February 5, 2014

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Uncle Dave

He probably touched me.

"Did Uncle Dave touch you?"

"Maybe.."

Uncle Dave by Diddler May 28, 2022

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Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

Uncle Dave by jason_litty July 2, 2024

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