A starcraft 2 veteran of many years who now plays stcarcraft 2. He's aboslutely hilarious and no matter what skilllevel you are at watching his dailies WILL improve your skill.
Dude! I just watched day 9's daily on drone timing! Now I ROFLSTOMP TEH NOOBEZZZZZ
When you go on a special diet and don't have a shit for 9 days, then you try and squeeze out a fart that turns out to be a little more than you expected.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.