Daltonism 

Daltonism is a mix of mental illnesses. Such as, Autism, Self Centeredness, Ligma, Ignorance ESPECIALLY not being able to spell correctly Ect.

Example: I don’t like Need for Speed, Dalton: I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT YOU STUPID RETARD. us: this is why no one likes you, you have Daltonism

Daltonism by Chevy LSX June 4, 2019

Daltonism 

Drinking so much that you perform amazing feats for society’s benefit.

“Did you hear? Daltonism cured racism!”

“I’m gonna perform an act of Daltonism tonight”
“What are you talking about?”
“I’m gonna get super drunk and start vanquishing racism so Obama will finally give me that award!”

Daltonism by Definitions for Dummies February 8, 2021

Daltonism 

The act of burfing,booling, and/or, capping.

His story of forklift glory was full of daltonism.

Daltonism by BigupsLiquidRichard July 5, 2022

Damonism

"Damonism" is a common term (typically used by Generation X and Millennial's alike) associated with an obese, hippie-redneck from the DFW metroplex area of Texas. It is generally used to describe a pot smoking, kept man's (or house-bitch's) personal philosophy, daily behavior and manners, coupled with his greed and dishonesty. Specifically used as a catchall word for the following combination of words:

Pretentious
Unscrupulous
Bigoted
Manipulative
Prevaricator
Fabulist
Materialist
Uneducated
Unprofessional
Lazy
Hippie Redneck
Fraudster

His Damonism ruined the whole party
She reprimanded him for Damonism.
His Damonism knows no bounds.
If it were not for his Damonism, he would be a good guy.
Just an act of typical Damonism
Damonism is not allowed here
Stop it with the Damonism already
He hit me with some Damonism

Damonism by Unstoppable Karma September 9, 2019

Dillonism 

A religion originating in the year 2006 cheifly to worship Chuck Norris' ass kicking. Founders include Adam, Dillon, and Andrew.

I am a member of the faith of Dillonism

Dillonism by Adam Compton May 26, 2006

Daltism

A new religion, founded in 2013 by Dalton M, Daltism is a religion based around the teachings and fundamental beliefs of Dalton M. Followers of Daltism, or Daltists, are usually quiet until aroused, somber until angered, and kind until distraught. The Book of Dalton is available for pre order on amazon.com, and all those interested in Daltism should contact the International Center for the Information on Daltism and Daltist Services based in Madison, Wi on the east side business district.

What it is, what it ain't.

I'm a god.

Last minute party bro.

You know you want a shot of everclear bro.

What a four.

Bitches be squirtin' at my name.

Ooooo!
What it do what it don't.

Im gonna make you a fag.

*all quotes from Dalton M, the founder of Daltism.

Daltism by Swave November 29, 2013

daltonesque 

A state of affairs so breathtaking in its impact and beneficial to its recipients that none who hear of it can believe it to be true.

The discount would have to be daltonesque in order to get our attention to purchase it.

daltonesque by FISHWORK May 21, 2018