Davidness 

Lack of clarity in words, actions and intentions, often conveyed via mixed signals.

I don’t understand him. It’s because of his davidness

Davidness by WeHaveGivenUp June 19, 2022

Davidsson 

When you cut a pizza in half, fold it over and eat

Oh man he's going to do a Davidsson

Davidsson by Rodaa November 15, 2010

Joel Davidsson 

A very hot and sexy YouTuber/god named after ancestors Joel Davidsson.
He is most commonly seen in Liseberg.

"who are they praying to? jesus?"
"no they are praying to Joel Davidsson"
"shits pants aggresivly"

Joel Davidsson by Mackrona October 15, 2021

Dadness 

Act of being a dad. One who has a child and is forever trapped in life.

"Bill, get the fuck out of here with that dadness"

Dadness by TheEthanBro November 3, 2016

Davidanese

A long, lost language that is a branch of modern English. The language is full of contradictions (apparent by the first sentence in this definited) and only one individual has knowledge of the complete language.

This definition is written in Davidanese.

Giraffes really are snakes on a plane. If you understood Davidanese, the sentence would have made sense.

Davidanese by D Winsauer August 16, 2006

Datiness 

Of or being of the Date/Time type in SQL.

If you aren't using the datiness of those fields, just switch them to varchars and you won't get that constraint failing on you.

Datiness by DareD October 16, 2008

davidless 

To be without David. To be without someone named David.

"I was Davidless yesterday."

davidless by With StickerZ May 25, 2018