Davidness

Lack of clarity in words, actions and intentions, often conveyed via mixed signals.

I don’t understand him. It’s because of his davidness

by WeHaveGivenUp June 19, 2022

Davidsson

When you cut a pizza in half, fold it over and eat

Oh man he's going to do a Davidsson

by Rodaa November 15, 2010

Joel Davidsson

A very hot and sexy YouTuber/god named after ancestors Joel Davidsson.
He is most commonly seen in Liseberg.

"who are they praying to? jesus?"
"no they are praying to Joel Davidsson"
"shits pants aggresivly"

by Mackrona October 15, 2021

Dadness

Act of being a dad. One who has a child and is forever trapped in life.

"Bill, get the fuck out of here with that dadness"

by TheEthanBro November 3, 2016

Davidanese

A long, lost language that is a branch of modern English. The language is full of contradictions (apparent by the first sentence in this definited) and only one individual has knowledge of the complete language.

This definition is written in Davidanese.

Giraffes really are snakes on a plane. If you understood Davidanese, the sentence would have made sense.

by D Winsauer August 16, 2006

Datiness

Of or being of the Date/Time type in SQL.

If you aren't using the datiness of those fields, just switch them to varchars and you won't get that constraint failing on you.

by DareD October 16, 2008

davidless

To be without David. To be without someone named David.

"I was Davidless yesterday."

by With StickerZ May 25, 2018