A long, lost language that is a branch of modern English. The language is full of contradictions (apparent by the first sentence in this definited) and only one individual has knowledge of the complete language.

This definition is written in Davidanese.
Giraffes really are snakes on a plane. If you understood Davidanese, the sentence would have made sense.
by D Winsauer August 16, 2006
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