Davidanese

A long, lost language that is a branch of modern English. The language is full of contradictions (apparent by the first sentence in this definited) and only one individual has knowledge of the complete language.

This definition is written in Davidanese.

Giraffes really are snakes on a plane. If you understood Davidanese, the sentence would have made sense.

Davidanese by D Winsauer August 16, 2006

droidanese 

A word or phrase that a Droid cell phone can create, based on human input (albeit misspelled at times ) thus replacing the humans intended word or phrase. Droidanese is what we must learn....or struggle with typophobia and send numerous corrections to make SURE our words and thoughts are understood.

Pardon the droidanese man.....I meant to say "I was up at 2am....Not...ideas up to 2"

droidanese by suesuewag December 20, 2013

Davanese 

Powerful strong derivative from the name David most typical a unique individual very intelligent

Your so amazing you remind me of Davanese.

Davanese by Jjitis November 23, 2021

Davidness 

Lack of clarity in words, actions and intentions, often conveyed via mixed signals.

I don’t understand him. It’s because of his davidness

Davidness by WeHaveGivenUp June 19, 2022