david s 

getting fairly nervous around girls and being roughly 13-15 years of age. When in the presence of girls, jump and touch the highest thing you can reach, sometimes being a basketball hoop.... other times.. various objects in the air.

haha dudes actin a fool... dudes pullin a david s

david s by cmurdaaa October 21, 2009

david S.

a gross little pervert

is that david S. ?
yes he’s a little perv

david S. by blehzlelebsjeeleld October 24, 2025

David's Pecker 

A pseudonym for Diaper Donald Trump. The name comes from the shenanigans at the National Equirer, executing 'catch and kill' of true stories involving the worst disgraced ex-President of the US, such as his his affair with Stormy Daniels.

I saw David's Pecker on Fox last night once again lying to his hapless followers about his affair with Stormy Daniels. He never stops grifting.

David's Pecker by LaughingAloud April 5, 2023

David's Law 

The rule that whenever you say something nice it will be taken as something nasty

David's Law:

David: "Laura, you've got really intelligent eyes"

Laura: "fuck you, you're just trying to get into bed with me"

David's Law by Laura Laulau January 14, 2009

David’s Left Nipple 

David’s Left Nipple™️ (dln), is a groupchat full of the rudest vlog squad twitter stans, they all suck so fucking bad. if i ever see one of their members in the streets i will fucking deck them, on god i will shank them and rip their intestines out and play with it like playdough, and their admin isn’t even fucking active what a whore goddamn i can’t stand her such a fucking bitch. i hate them all i hope they all die a slow and painful death and i hope their day goes horrible stupid david stans nobody likes you and you’re irrelevant get over it pussy.

“dln is the ugliest groupchat on the interweb but i love them” ~ anonybitch

“dln hates small accounts” ~ anonymous pussy ass bitch

“angela smells good” ~ fake hoe

“dln has the smallest dick energy” ~ anon

“david’s left nipple is gross and overrated i hate this groupchat so fucking much they make me so damn mad and they don’t support my foot fetish” ~ assnon

David’s Left Nipple by myspacecrack February 10, 2019

David's ladder 

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and put her head into every step of the ladder while ascending it

What position did you try with her? We tried David's ladder

David's ladder by Roži September 21, 2021

david's tree 

a tree under which people lose their capability to act in a productive manner. Quite frequently, this great tree causes people's actions to resemble those of a froomer. contrary to popular belief, this term does NOT have a sexual connotation; them bitches do not get mad easy while sitting in the presence of david's tree. the tree,however, is not too big, and therefore is unfortunately an inadequate shield from the sun. keeping this in mind, it is absolutely crucial that one remember to bring a pair of sunglasses, preferably $7 foakleys bought from a haitian, when going to visit this wondrous spot.

bro, i want to play some lax, drink some nattys, and slam some bitches. it'll be so chill.

bro, sounds mad cill, but we cant be going to david's tree then...them bitches ain't mad easy thurr

david's tree by world's most concerned citizen July 11, 2010