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A surprisingly smexy individual (fucking fabulous forearms). People say he's gay, but it really is a thorny theological problem and some would say its just a phase. An incredibly smart cookie who is lowkey fuckable (2 shots max). Hes a great climber, but i would rather he climb me instead.

Yours mathematically,
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ughhh David L, stop with the maths already.
wow David L! you have such great forearms.
aw David L.. you dont need to sweat maths to be loveable and sexy.
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david lee roth  

Person A: I hate my new job with a passion. These drug tests are fucking intrusive and I can't smoke the herb anymore.


Person B: Well, at least you can still do some david lee roth on the weekends...that shit will be outta your system by Monday.

Person A: Fuck you, I hate cocaine.

David Lawrence Jr. K-8 Center 

The worst school in North Miami, Florida. The staff isn't good. The teachers are horrible. The lunch is disgusting. This school is EXTREMELY unsanitary (there are roaches and rats everywhere in this school). The electives are horrible (ex: Peer Counseling). There are no teams nor clubs. There are fights pretty much everyday. It's a bad school overall.
You go to David Lawrence Jr. K-8 Center? That school is so bad.

David Laid 

David Laid is a bodybuiding YouTuber who inspired millions of teenagers through his epic transformation and his sick aesthetics.
Joe: did you see David Laids transformation video? He’s so asthetic!

Charles: yes I did! Def on roids tho
David Laid by JourMuum August 18, 2021

David Lynch Film 

A generally kind of creepy movie packed with metaphors, designed to make you uncomfortable and intrigued. Watching a David Lynch film is a very unique experience. To fully understand the themes and story you usually have to watch the films multiple times. The creative use of representation is reminiscent of the symbolism found in dreams. Genres include neo-noir, murder mystery, surrealistic horror, experimental, and maybe comedy.
Good David Lynch Film: Eraserhead, Elephant man, Blue Velvet, Twin Peaks season 1 and 2, Inland Empire, Mulholland Drive, Lost Highway, The Straight Story, and ALL of his short films. Bad David Lynch Film: Wild at Heart, Dune, Twin Peaks movie(unless you loved the show)

David Luiz 

A player who doesn’t know how to defend and doesn’t know how not to get red cards
Bro you just let the goal in you pulled a David Luiz
David Luiz by X-Mansoor June 17, 2020

david lind 

Contemporary 21st century artist born August 7th, 1969 in Pennsylvania and living in Portland Oregon. His work is heavily influenced by Abstract Expressionism and (Dynamic) Cubism. Ideas for his work are generated by a process he calls subjective extractionism. This is a process that allows an unfocused yet meditative mind to extract meaning from chaotic or random patterns or shapes in his immediate environment. He uses these extractions as the blueprint for a new creation.
1. David Lind painted 'Bovine', from looking at an arial photograph of farmland.

2. David Lind's inspiration for 'Lounging Lady' was taken from a half-demolished lathe and plaster wall.
david lind by iam whoiam February 13, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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