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A player who doesn’t know how to defend and doesn’t know how not to get red cards
Bro you just let the goal in you pulled a David Luiz
by X-Mansoor June 17, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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A Brazilian footballer who is overpriced as f**k. Moved from Chelsea to Paris-Saint Germain for buttload of cash. But overall a good defender
Did you see David Luiz play today against Monaco
by batmaaaan August 24, 2014
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Has been. Over paid. Useless defender. Little to no common sense or defensive awareness. Pretty much a giant turd in an Arsenal shirt.
"I just took a massive David Luiz and it won't flush"
by guy1010pot June 18, 2020
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