Dave-dick 

When you lay such bad pipe that you fuck a girl back into a relationship that she recently ended

Ethan: Hey Tommy, how did it go with Karen last night?

Tommy: Got laid, but definitely gave her that Dave-dick

Ethan: No way - so now she’s back with Eric?

Tommy: Yes

Dave-dick by EAG123 November 25, 2018

Dick Dave Thursday 

Dick Dave is a random guy at your child's school who organises parent meetings with all the mums. He is always extra friendly with the mums, he will lure you into the library office to "help him move some boxes" and then ravish you in his office with his dick. Dave is only around on Thursdays and will stop you in the hall at any chance he can get just to throw some Dave moves at you.

Me: Fine day Thursdays, you know why?
Stevie: Dick Dave Thursdays?
Me: Too right you are Stevie, too right you are.

Dick Dave Thursday by Valeriebluee March 8, 2018

Big Dick Dave 

Guy with a big dick, named Dave.

Big Dick Dave really knows how to swing it!

Big Dick Dave by gemcity October 15, 2020

Big Dick Dave 

Guy with a big dick, named Dave.

Big Dick Dave really knows how to swing it!

Big Dick Dave by gemcity October 15, 2020

Big Dick Dave 

Doesn’t matter what your name is. The average penis is 5.16 inches long. If your dick is bigger than that, your name is big dick Dave. Girth can be up to 4.59 inches for an erect penis. Most common names of big dick Dave’s are Sam’s Adam’s Matt’s and Trevor’s and daddy.

Man I had a great time with big dick Dave last night.

Big Dick Dave by Dave4ever August 3, 2019

big dick dave 

a name given to people who think there dick i big but is very small

what up big dick dave

big dick dave by elvis618 December 1, 2016

Sweet dick Dave

Big dick small balls

He was a sweet dick Dave kind if night.

Sweet dick Dave by SDDBP August 22, 2017