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Dauzon by FElix Crerro December 11, 2017
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The absolute next level of relationship zones. This is to the point past the friendzone, even past the brother zone. The dadzone is a horrible zone - completely impossible to escape. If you reach this zone, there's absolutely nothing going for you.
Guy 1: You know I'll always be here for you.
Girl 2: Thank you so much you're like a dad to me!
Guy 1 to Guy 2: Bruh I just got dadzoned.
Guy 2: Haha! You're a bitch!
dadzone by StayTrill July 14, 2014
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Dauzon dadzone dauson dayzon Dazon Daezon daizon dalzoned dayzona Dad Zoned
Dazon means a person with a big heart.
Aww, he’s so helpful, what a dazon.
Dazon by xdr June 17, 2021
Daizon a person who is really good in bed not just that bet has a great smile to brighten up anyone’s day he also is very creative and artistic and great with music. But the best about him and he is a man that ladies love and if you find one keep him as long as possible Because he will treat you like a goddess the sad thing about him is that he has a soft heart and gets broken a lot
Wow look at Daizon he treated his last girl so right why would she leave him
daizon by Sexy lady 345 January 29, 2018
Daezon, mean sexy well minded cute NOT GAY buck wild in the bed great known for his being nice when ready to also has the black card, I won't die young
Daezon cute
Daezon by Daezon June 7, 2016
A zone a level below the friend zone in which a girl looks at you as a parent because of how nice you are to her and how much you support and protect her. This is to the point past the friendzone, even past the brother zone. The dadzone is a horrible zone - completely impossible to escape. If you reach this zone, there's absolutely nothing going for you.
Guy 1: Arhan likes you
Girl 1: I like him too
Guy 1: As a friend
Girl 1: No as a dad. #Dadzoned
Dadzone by Bruh6969696 November 7, 2019

Dadzoned 

When your dad just isn't that into you. Generally applied to the sister of one who has caught their dad's eye.
Friend 1: Did you hear about Tiffany?
Friend 2: No, what happened?
Friend 1: Her dad said he'd date her sister if she wasn't his daughter. Didn't say anything about Tiff though.
Friend 2: Oof, dadzoned!
Dadzoned by hopefullyclever October 22, 2020
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