A person who claims as male, even tho “he” doesn’t have a penis. He wants to be like every other guy. But he acts like a douche bag to cover up his gayness. His mom and dad buy him everything and he’s never been told no.
The insanely cute drummer for the pop-punk band All time low who takes the best selfies. He is dating the beauitful Cassadee Pope and looks like a potato. He has amazing teeth and the whole fandom is in love with them.
Girl: Who is the drummer?
Fan: The babe is Rian Dawson
Girl: He kind of looks like a potatobut has insanely nice teeth Fan: Tell me about it
One of the most rad people of all times. Darson's are usually the king of parties. They are always down for a good time. Normal activities for a darson include karaoke, bowling, hiking, beer pong, flip cup and snowboarding. Everyone should know a Darson.
Person #1: Hey! What should we do this weekend?
Person #2: I dont know! Lets text Darson!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*