dalzoned 

dal just totally got you there

fuck you carly, carlyzoned doesn’t exsit
you just got dalzoned

dalzoned by tubboshugs November 27, 2021

Dadzoned 

When your dad just isn't that into you. Generally applied to the sister of one who has caught their dad's eye.

Friend 1: Did you hear about Tiffany?
Friend 2: No, what happened?
Friend 1: Her dad said he'd date her sister if she wasn't his daughter. Didn't say anything about Tiff though.
Friend 2: Oof, dadzoned!

Dadzoned by hopefullyclever October 22, 2020

Daltoned 

The point is to get a little bit stupid, but not too stupid. However, in doing so, you go past the point of being too stupid.

"Hey, let’s go out tonight for a nice steak dinner." (8 hours later) "The sun's coming up, and I’m drunk. I got Daltoned."

Daltoned by Itsyaboi93 June 21, 2024