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Joe daugherty
A guy who comments on FB posts that offend captain marvel because he's hoping she will show up and spank him.
Joe daugherty by Ahole22 September 24, 2021
jaxon daugherty
A blonde haired pale kid who is in seventh grade. He is Irish has two gerbils named rick and Charles. He also has 3 cats!
jaxon daugherty by Hyeah boi October 4, 2020
Dirty Daugherty
When you (male) collect the hair from the bottom of dog kennels and adhere the hair around your butthole with your own semen before you have local homeless men run a train on your ass.
Charlie Mills is in the hospital again for having another wild "Dirty Daugherty" behind Waffle House.
Dirty Daugherty by Chris Landry April 1, 2020
Dougherty
A person of Irish decent. Very proud of their Irish heritage. Tender and caring with the ability to become fiercely violent at the drop of a hat. Powerful and persuasive. A good drinker.
Dougherty by animaldonkey June 13, 2008
Dougherty Valley High School
A school obsessed with grades, AP classes, honor classes, and majority Asian. Football team sucks and never wins, but god damn their badminton team and girls tennis team are on fire! You can walk down the hallway and hear 5 different conversations about classes, particularly AP and honor classes. If you haven't skipped a grade of math at DVHS, you sure as hell better be taking the honors of AP level of your "on level" math class to redeem yourself. Majority of the school is aiming to be a doctor or some kind of engineer. Majority of school hates being at Dougherty, and wishes for a less competitive school. Added bonus, your social status at school is determined by a simple decision: Grades vs Social Life, one puts you in the academic arena with no social life, the other puts you in the social hierarchy practiced by other schools where you will never be accepted as an equal in any AP or honor class by the other academic oriented kids.
Dougherty Valley High School kid: Hey Dougherty is a great school (in mind: not!)
Cal Kid: (Looks at friends then back at DVHS kid and laughs) You all have no social lives!
Cal Kid #2: Constantly going on about grades
Dublin High Kid: We beat your ass every year in football!
Cal Kid: (Looks at friends then back at DVHS kid and laughs) You all have no social lives!
Cal Kid #2: Constantly going on about grades
Dublin High Kid: We beat your ass every year in football!
Dougherty Valley High School by RaiNal July 14, 2016
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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