Definitions by Ahole22

Pocket dd

Pocket dd is advice and support in your pocket...via your phone.
Need to bitch? Pocket dd
Need to cry? Pocket dd
Need to scream? Pocket dd
Need to laugh and get high with funny convos? POCKET DD

Me: Omg my husbands an asshole!
Pocket dd: yes he is. Then proceed with conversation about how all men are jerks
And conspiracy to concur men.

Pocket dd by Ahole22 September 24, 2021

Joe daugherty 

A guy who comments on FB posts that offend captain marvel because he's hoping she will show up and spank him.

What how dare you she will marry me someday.
Quit being a Joe daugherty.

Joe daugherty by Ahole22 September 24, 2021

Hamberder 

Ham*ber*der/ like a hamburger except its served cold on a silver platter by an idiot.

Here you see several hamberders paid for by me along with covfefe.

Hamberder by Ahole22 January 15, 2019