Datetard

One who dates a retarded person,or a person with a retarded personality and is more than likely unaware.

"You know you're dating a retarded person right,datetard?"

by acorn86 January 8, 2009

Danetarded

To worship or become way too involved with anything related with comedian Dane Cook.

-Dude, did you see that stand up on HBO last night?
- No, but I hope you're not talking about that pseudo-religious-cult of Dane Cooktology. Only your mentally handicapped brother watches that shit. He is danetarded! I mean, to come up with an iPhone app? ridiculous!

by Daveauchery April 23, 2009

Davetarded

a total gay idiot, who's really annoying and really really ugly and cant spell for shit, who has a spastic family. who has rank teeth and breath and fucks up everything he does, who wanks all the time and pisses himself outside the movies, and really really loves lube..

"dont u dare say im ugly"
"okay your davetarded"

by harrylc October 17, 2008

davetard

When your friend David is acts stupid so often you have to make up a new word to level with him.

Kevin: OMFG DAVID IS LATE AGAIN
Danniel: Ikr David can be such a davetard sometimes
Kevin: tru bro

by kevinm_107 August 17, 2016

datatard

An asshole so infatuated with raw data, that is all they know to talk about, regardless as to how no one else gives a shit.

Man, Rob is such a datatard! We were trying to talk about things that were actually interesting, and he kept bringing up bullshit data points that no one cared about.

by thistomisactuallythebest March 11, 2025

Davetard

Davetards are people who have none or very little clue about whats happening at any time. Alternative definition would be someone who is banned on whatsapp for unexplained reasons.

See him there, hes a total Davetard

by TB2201 November 4, 2025

Davetard

A Davetard is someone called Dave who is so extremely clueless and cant run a darts team.

Hes not got a clue, hes a Davetard

by TB2201 November 4, 2025