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Discombobulate
Ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months.
𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭
First, discombobulate
Dazed, discombobulate
Distract target.. discombobulate
Block his blind jab, discombobulate
He'll attempt wild haymaker,
discombobulate
In summary, 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐨𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞
First, discombobulate
Dazed, discombobulate
Distract target.. discombobulate
Block his blind jab, discombobulate
He'll attempt wild haymaker,
discombobulate
In summary, 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐨𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞
Discombobulate by CrunchySnackys November 16, 2020
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Discombumberate
1. To scold someone harshly to leave them at a point of weakness or confusion, often by lowering morale or physically leaving someone in a form of actual enfeeblement.
2. To ruin the plans of, often done on purpose, or even by ability.
3. To fuck your shit up with no regret.
2. To ruin the plans of, often done on purpose, or even by ability.
3. To fuck your shit up with no regret.
He utterly discombumberated my plans, also doing so to my friends. The fight was called off and my brother committed suicide from how bad it was.
Discombumberate by AbsoluteZero January 20, 2013
discombooberated
The travelers were discombooberated.
discombooberated by SeeYasInHell April 29, 2009
discombobulated melancholy
A discombobulated melancholy is a long-lasting depression.
Melancholy is usually used as an adjective, but it becomes a noun when combined with the word discombobulated. It's often associated with emos.
Melancholy is usually used as an adjective, but it becomes a noun when combined with the word discombobulated. It's often associated with emos.
Adult: "I don't get it, why can't you just hang out with other kids, have fun?"
Emo kid: "I'm suffering from a discombobulated melancholy. Just leave me alone."
Emo kid: "I'm suffering from a discombobulated melancholy. Just leave me alone."
discombobulated melancholy by St.Louis April 22, 2010
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