Discombumberate

1. To scold someone harshly to leave them at a point of weakness or confusion, often by lowering morale or physically leaving someone in a form of actual enfeeblement.

2. To ruin the plans of, often done on purpose, or even by ability.

3. To fuck your shit up with no regret.

He utterly discombumberated my plans, also doing so to my friends. The fight was called off and my brother committed suicide from how bad it was.

Discombumberate by AbsoluteZero January 20, 2013

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discombooberated

What Rod Serling says on the Twilight Zone.

To be confuzzled.

The travelers were discombooberated.

discombooberated by SeeYasInHell April 29, 2009

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discombooberated

What Bret Michaels says when he means to say "discombobulated".

I just lost it last night when Bret Michaels invented the word "discombooberated" in an important board room meeting with Donald Trump. You could tell by the confused look on everyone's face that they were thinking to themselves "What the f--k? Did he just say discom-BOOB-erated?!?!"

discombooberated by JRPinCT March 23, 2010

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discombuberated

1: to tear apart in a violent manner.

2: to be fucked up beyond recognition.

I Discombuberated jenny by giving her a Cleveland steamer.

discombuberated by cole salisbury November 26, 2007

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

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