Darwinner

Someone who has won a Darwin Award by being a dumbass and getting themselves killed.

Well, he was trying to siphon gasoline and he set himself on fire. Now he's a Darwinner.

by Jacaranda April 11, 2020

Darwined

Darwined: Verb. To get owned so incredibly bad that your ceasing to exist contributes to the evolution of mankind.

Newcast: "In today's news, a local man in Florida was severely injured when he tried to have sex with a wood chipper."
Guy Watching TV: "Ha. Darwined, bitch."

by GourmetPrince March 11, 2009

Darkwinter

Darkwinter, is what medical health experts are predicting to be on of the most deadliest winters ever, due to Covid-19!

I’ve been stacking up on all essential house products due to the darkwinter predictions.

After watching the news about this upcoming darkwinter, I don’t want to leave the house.

If the cases and deaths keep rising like this, we will be entering into a very darkwinter!

by OVERWIT October 29, 2020

darlinger

A well appreciated, lovable person. It can be a term of endearment that you can give to your special someone. A cuter way of saying "darling"

Beryl: Yar always on my mind my darlinger, 24/7

by primaverabebe October 8, 2010

Drinner

Drinking alcoholic drinks as a substitute for actual food for dinner.

When we go out for happy hour after work, we frequently do drinner.

While drinking at the bar. "I'm too lazy to get food. Damn, just gonna do drinner."

by BJDrinner October 21, 2011

Darwinese

The people responsible for kabob restaurants that remove the sticks from their kabobs. That make McDonald's serve their coffee cold. That make toothpick-makers print instructions on toothpicks. That force step-ladder manufacturers to put more warning labels than steps on their step ladders.

In other words - people who are (intentionally) stupid and use frivolous lawsuits to bring us all down.

Dude. I went to a kabob restaurant yesterday, and the kabobs had no sticks in them? What is up with that?

Dude. It's the darwinese suing because they poked themselves in the mouth.

by c0m3d1an October 30, 2010

darwinning

'Winning' in a Darwinistic fashion, or on a Darwinistic path. i.e. When you see a really stupid person have something bad happen to them brought on by their own stupidity, Darwin is Winning, and it is a darwinning occurrence.

"Hahah, that lady was talking on her cell phone and tripped and fell into the fountain in the mall where she worked!"

"That's totally darwinning. What a moron!"

by laeiryn October 14, 2011