Darwined: Verb. To get owned so incredibly bad that your ceasing to exist contributes to the evolution of mankind.
Newcast: "In today's news, a local man in Florida was severely injured when he tried to have sex with a wood chipper."
Guy Watching TV: "Ha. Darwined, bitch."
Guy Watching TV: "Ha. Darwined, bitch."
by GourmetPrince March 11, 2009
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Dude, what is you brain fucking made out of meatloaf!? There is no way those two dogs gave birth to a non-dog, you must have been darwined high school.
by Word-slinger March 31, 2016
Get the Darwined mug.The people responsible for kabob restaurants that remove the sticks from their kabobs. That make McDonald's serve their coffee cold. That make toothpick-makers print instructions on toothpicks. That force step-ladder manufacturers to put more warning labels than steps on their step ladders.
In other words - people who are (intentionally) stupid and use frivolous lawsuits to bring us all down.
In other words - people who are (intentionally) stupid and use frivolous lawsuits to bring us all down.
Dude. I went to a kabob restaurant yesterday, and the kabobs had no sticks in them? What is up with that?
Dude. It's the darwinese suing because they poked themselves in the mouth.
Dude. It's the darwinese suing because they poked themselves in the mouth.
by c0m3d1an October 30, 2010
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