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glordith darkstar 

The act of masturbating with a shoe in the dark in a strangers backyard and getting caught with a spotlight while in the act.
I was standing in the corner of my neighbors backyard at night masturbating with my shoe when all of a sudden I got GLORDITH DARKSTARED.

Darktard 

A Burning Man attendee who displays their stupidity by lying down on the Playa at night without blinkies or glow sticks to warn art cars and bicycles of their presence.

See also: speed bump.
Burner 1: "Captain Oops was taken to a med tent last night! He was run over by an octopus out on the Playa!"

Burner 2: "Did he have any blinkies on?"

Burner 1: "No."

Burner 2: "What a darktard."
Darktard by Pornj Julius April 30, 2011

Darkstar chaser 

After recieving a Blumpkin, and successfully blowing your load in her mouth and dropping a terd in the toilet, the receiver stands up, does a 180, bends over then the girl licks the Darkstar clean.
You might want a breath mint after performing that Darkstar chaser.
Darkstar chaser by Kevin Large August 9, 2006

darkstar orchestra 

A really great Grateful Dead cover band. They do famous shows not for note. It was a really rockin time when they played at the Lebanon Opera house.
Dan
The Darkstar Orchestra concert was great, they did the rockin' the Rhein show.

Robin
Sounds kick ass

Howie
No one invited me
darkstar orchestra by Kep Chyles November 20, 2006

Darkstarlings 

Like MySpace, only for alternative kids, ie scene/goth/hxc/emo/alt scene kids. Darker and less happy-looking than myspace, and slightly more judgemental, but very candid. Perfect if you're one of those people who feels like telling a random person they're sex-on-legs.
firexstartingxhavoc to stiched.to.peices (darkstarlings members):

OMG! I luv your clothes. Super sexxx!

Darkstarlings 

An addictive profile site which many people frequent for discussion and drama. It has become the life for some.
"Johnny was on Darkstarlings all day yesterday. Said someone called his momma fat"
Darkstarlings by Gei December 10, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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