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glordith darkstar 

The act of masturbating with a shoe in the dark in a strangers backyard and getting caught with a spotlight while in the act.
I was standing in the corner of my neighbors backyard at night masturbating with my shoe when all of a sudden I got GLORDITH DARKSTARED.

Darktard 

A Burning Man attendee who displays their stupidity by lying down on the Playa at night without blinkies or glow sticks to warn art cars and bicycles of their presence.

See also: speed bump.
Burner 1: "Captain Oops was taken to a med tent last night! He was run over by an octopus out on the Playa!"

Burner 2: "Did he have any blinkies on?"

Burner 1: "No."

Burner 2: "What a darktard."
Darktard by Pornj Julius April 30, 2011

Darkstar chaser 

After recieving a Blumpkin, and successfully blowing your load in her mouth and dropping a terd in the toilet, the receiver stands up, does a 180, bends over then the girl licks the Darkstar clean.
You might want a breath mint after performing that Darkstar chaser.
Darkstar chaser by Kevin Large August 9, 2006

darkstar orchestra 

A really great Grateful Dead cover band. They do famous shows not for note. It was a really rockin time when they played at the Lebanon Opera house.
Dan
The Darkstar Orchestra concert was great, they did the rockin' the Rhein show.

Robin
Sounds kick ass

Howie
No one invited me
darkstar orchestra by Kep Chyles November 20, 2006

Darkstarlings 

Like MySpace, only for alternative kids, ie scene/goth/hxc/emo/alt scene kids. Darker and less happy-looking than myspace, and slightly more judgemental, but very candid. Perfect if you're one of those people who feels like telling a random person they're sex-on-legs.
firexstartingxhavoc to stiched.to.peices (darkstarlings members):

OMG! I luv your clothes. Super sexxx!

Darkstarlings 

An addictive profile site which many people frequent for discussion and drama. It has become the life for some.
"Johnny was on Darkstarlings all day yesterday. Said someone called his momma fat"
Darkstarlings by Gei December 10, 2008