A Burning Man attendee who displays their stupidity by lying down on the Playa at night without blinkies or glow sticks to warn art cars and bicycles of their presence.
See also: speed bump.
Burner 1: "Captain Oops was taken to a med tent last night! He was run over by an octopus out on the Playa!"
After recieving a Blumpkin, and successfully blowing your load in her mouth and dropping a terd in the toilet, the receiver stands up, does a 180, bends over then the girl licks the Darkstar clean.
You might want a breath mint after performing that Darkstar chaser.
Like MySpace, only for alternative kids, ie scene/goth/hxc/emo/alt scene kids. Darker and less happy-looking than myspace, and slightly more judgemental, but very candid. Perfect if you're one of those people who feels like telling a random person they're sex-on-legs.
firexstartingxhavoc to stiched.to.peices (darkstarlings members):