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Dark age 

The stage one who rebells against his bros and retreats to hoes. Other symptoms of a person in the dark ages include, expiermenting with drugs and wearing clothing such as timberland boots, dress shirts, and jeans on a normal basis. This person also over uses the cellular device for sexual purposes. Nicknames for people in the dark age are: Dark Vador, Dark Ager, and Gumby
Dark age people: Charlie Sheen; Brett Favre; Lawrence Taylor
Dark age by Archie Griffin May 18, 2011
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Dark age 

Before The reinaissance
The dark ages were cool
Dark age by Kimmy Il May 2, 2022

Dark Age of Camelot 

1. Also known as DAoC. A massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) that pits players against one another as one of three realms, Albion, Midgard, or Hibernia. Often referred to as "The Crack" or "Crackalot" due to its highly addictive nature, "Camelot" draws players in with it's intense PVP, and extensive selection of classes. One who is addicted to the game may be known as "Cracked Out" or simply "On the Crack"

2. Permanent residence of the Nerf Bat
1.<Person 1> Have you played DAoC?
<Person 2> No, I play Everquest! DAoC sucks!
<Person 1> Perforate Artery!

2. UGH! My Cleric!
Dark Age of Camelot by The Baron October 9, 2003

Little Dark Age

A name for the period in which we live right now, with political instability, crisis upon crisis and looming threats of climate change and existentialism. Little, however, meaning that hopefully it will all go away someday.
"We're living in a Little Dark Age."
Little Dark Age by WorldEater April 23, 2022

Little dark age in my ass 

Oh no I have a little dark age in my ass, I better go chug some laxatives

Thee Dark Age of Loduha

From the 8th to the 13th century Slovakia was plagued by war and the black plague. It even reaches the mountains in which the Loduhans resided. this is the main reason why Didymus constructed the Chateau Loduha because he needed to escape the war on CNN and the black plague. Not much history is known on this era, as it was hardest to keep good history on the events during the wars against rogues. The Loduhan clan ultimately survived the dark age by scraping by as they ran a lowkey speakeasy and chapel in their cellar.
it seems like loduhan history is very scarce, right proffessor?
yes but Thee Dark Age of Loduha was the worst period for Loduhan clan historical notation
ohhhh ok.

Little Dark Age

Little dark age is a song made by the band MGMT which is about the current political climate of Trump's America
"Little Dark Age is used alot"
Little Dark Age by TheUrbanCrafter August 18, 2023
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