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Sexiest motherfucker in the world. has a big ass dick and gets mad bitches. He’s so hot and manly. He gets lots of milfs
Tyler: ayo is that Dantes over there
Mark: yeah bro I saw him doing my mom last night and my girlfriend
Dantes by John Lennonn November 23, 2021
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Dantes Inferno 

A Game when u go hell and save someone u love despite u will shit ur pants ever if u think your a badass or a crusader boi
Kid 1: Hey let's play Dantes Inferno

Kid 2: nah I'm Atheist

Kid 1: oh damn
Dantes Inferno by KillioMadnessXX November 16, 2018

Sleepy Dantes 

~1~ a person who's always sleepy even tho he slept all night and didn't do anything all day.
~2~ lazy like a sloth. got no motivation to move out of bed.
Person: "ugh I'm so tired"
Person 2: "dude you haven't done anything all day"
Person 3: "owo sleepy dantes"
Sleepy Dantes by sleepsloop December 3, 2020

Jebmond Dantes

That rock is jebmond Dantes, no one can break it.
Jebmond Dantes by G.nth September 5, 2023

Dante with both hands 

When you hold an erect penis with one hand and "bop" it with the other hand.
"But Ms. Millnitch, Lucas is giving a dante with both hands in the bathroom!"

pulling a dante

Wearing Sunglasses inside. Most likely seen at parties.
He wore sunglasses to a party!
Woah dude, he's Pulling a Dante
pulling a dante by SaltElements June 14, 2014

danesmenlander 

The Formal term used to describe persons from Danesmenland, also known as Denmark a Province of the Kingdom of Sweden.
“Wow that’s a bad speech impediment!”, “Oh, that’s Lars, he’s an Danesmenlander from Dansmenland.”
danesmenlander by -=Vog=- October 12, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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