Danky wanky

Better than Dank or super cool or good. It's used to describe something someone really loves to indulge in.

That meal was danky wanky, man.

by Linguistrix February 3, 2020

danky wanky

its a fat retarded man that likes to eat meth named muhazz or muha

that fat man was danky wanky dave

by bigbooooooooosbs June 9, 2022

Danky Wanky

probably the server with most retards that will go tell you to go kill yourself just for fun. BUT they say it out of fun.

kids on Danky Wanky... dont to drugs

by burizon November 4, 2022

Wanky Doodle Dandy

A overly dramatic, and rather camp, expression for a male to describe the act of self love (wanking - duh!) based on the film Yankee Doodle Dandy, staring James Cagney.

Hey Shelia, I'm just nipping upstairs for a quick Wanky Doodle Dandy, be down in a few shakes!!!

by Dav3 July 26, 2006

Dank Wank

Getting really high and then jacking off.

“Bro I had such a good dank wank last night.”
“Dude, nice.”

by SmoothKemosabe December 19, 2020

Dank Wank

To preform a Dank Wank is to hide in a cave and release carefully timed wads of man matter on unsuspecting pot holers or spelunkers.

It is not uncommon for a Dank Wank to take upto a week to complete so make sure you have the relevant nourishment to last this time.

This is an advanced move and should not be attempted by amateurs as there is a high risk of injury to ones self during and post act.

I was there for nine days but it was all worth it in the end.. Text book Dank Wank right in the face.. didnt even see it coming!!

by ClitNinja March 3, 2011

Hot dank wank box

Perform a circle jerk onto a cinnamonbun in a sauna. Then proceed to make a bong out of the bun, preferably when the bun is soaked in cum.

Carl: what the fuck did you do in my sauna last night?
Peter: well a hot dank wank box of course, and got high as fuck.

by Karl-Henning February 27, 2018