Danky Dan 

Before there was rythym and music, and long before time itself, there was something different. It was a power, a life force, a shining beacon to the world. There was hope.

Years later, a baby emerged from a womb. As a boy, Danky Dan didn't realize his potential as a revolutionary, as a idol, as a man. He would later learn that his life was sacred, his time precious, his dreams a reality, and his Dankyness, supreme.

Cold, clammy, sweaty and wet. His hands sticky, his complexion pale and pasty. A man of prowess and grace, Danky Dan, the Dankiest of Boys, would enter our lives forever.

Danky Dan is a danky, danky boy, whose sole mission is to just straight dank it, everyday and night, until the day of reckoning arrives. Full blown dankin' from Monday to Sunday, awaiting his Judgment Day and holding in his sweaty, clammy hands, the fate of us all.

Dank on Danky Dan, Dank on.

Private Schultz : We've got a real dill of a pickle here, Sarge!

Sergeant Davies: Don't you kiss your ass goodbye yet, private! Danky Dan is on his way with a whole can of whoop ass and plenty of danky dank to boot!

Danky Dan by goanna greg April 8, 2019

Danky Dan 

Before there was rythym and music, and long before time itself, there was something different. It was a power, a life force, a shining beacon to the world. There was hope.

Years later, a baby emerged from a womb. As a boy, Danky Dan didn't realize his potential as a revolutionary, as a idol, as a man. He would later learn that his life was sacred, his time precious, his dreams a reality, and his Dankyness, supreme.

Cold, clammy, sweaty and wet. His hands sticky, his complexion pale and pasty. A man of prowess and grace, Danky Dan, the Dankiest of Boys, would enter our lives forever.

Danky Dan is a danky, danky boy, whose sole mission is to just straight dank it, everyday and night, until the day of reckoning arrives. Full blown dankin' from Monday to Sunday, awaiting his Judgment Day and holding in his sweaty, clammy hands, the fate of us all.

Dank on Danky Dan, Dank on.

Private Schultz : We've got a real dill of a pickle here, Sarge!

Sergeant Davies: Don't you kiss your ass goodbye yet, private! Danky Dan is on his way with a whole can of whoop ass and plenty of danky dank to boot!

Danky Dan by goanna greg April 8, 2019

danky dank 

The best of the best, the dankest of the dank, whether it be powder in the mountains, mary jane in your bowl, or anything exceedingly danky...

Damn that was some sweet pow pow, this snow is the danky dank.

danky dank by Daddy D April 28, 2006

Danky dank 

Extremely potent marijuana;dankest dank

Dude that was some danky dank!

Danky dank by Marijuanallama June 2, 2014

Danning / Dan/ DAnny 

means funny or wacky in some way

can make a joke out of any thing
a non-white person that makes fun of white people

1) DAMN these chicks love my Danning ability

2) HAHAHAHA i got into truble by being a dan

3)IMMA GO DANNY ON UR WHITE CRACKER ASS

Danning / Dan/ DAnny by Dannyshizzle WEe February 14, 2005

Dank Memer Dan 

any dank memer who can ascend to the next level of memeing (or if you like dank memes and your name is dan)

1. a memer
2. a dank memer
3. a dank memer dan
4. a meme god
5. a meme lord

Dank Memer Dan by BAMDistortion July 1, 2019

Danky Claus 

Every Dankmas or Danky morning, day, evening or night Father Cannabis defends his bong of joy to deliver vast quantities of illicit substances to unexpecting but welcoming individuals. Man of few words, Danky Claus appears, jeers the crowd, lights his spliff and has to dip, if you trip he'll help you quick, blowing smoke "OH, OH, OH's" to all before he drips. He is married to a lass named Mandy(UK), or Molly(US) (nee X) and only begins his shift after his time with his wife.

He enjoys vacationing in his houses in Amsterdam, Thailand, and Jamaica, his favourite puffin stuff is Amnesia Haze, but he does enjoy the occasional Skunk. While not tending to the wellbeing of his believers and vacationing he enjoys raves, his hip hop career, and making art. Happy Dankmas to all.

"Fuck man, oh no, where dat weed at!?"
Danky Claus- "Oh yeah! Here dat weed at! Merry Dankmas!"
"Thanks Danky Claus!"
Danky Claus- "Hey its all good my dude, I mean this with all my Dankmas cheer, shut up and have a spliff!"
"Yaaaaaaay"
...
Oh yeah...
...
Food...
...
ZZZ...

(Repeat)

Danky Claus by Dank Claus August 1, 2012