Danker

The act of takin' a large shit.

Damn I shouldn't have drank so much coffee. Now I have to take a mad danker

by Concrete Canoe March 15, 2011

Danker

Originated from the word Dank describing something as really good. Often in reference to one marijuana strain over another.

"This bud is way danker than yours!" or "Can I have the danker marijuana?"

by SHAYGREEN January 24, 2015

danker

1. alternate spelling of "danger wank"
2. One who makes dank memes for a living (Fake definition for "Dank")
3. Getting colder and damper (Real definition of "Dank")

1. I'm visitiong relatives, and I'm at their dinner table doing a dnager wank. Since I also don't have a stepsis, consider me the ultimate danger wank danker
2. When you're a danker with no money and crippling depression, you waste your time making pointless and fake things, especially definitions on urban dictionary. Sometomes, you also flag people's ideas and definitions and steal them
3. Goddamn, the internet is getting danker. I want to leave, but the outside world and socializing is far worse!

by ♥🗺☠ May 27, 2021

dankering

1. to danker
2. to danker about, the dankering art.
3. see danker

When I danker, I am dankering. When I do not danker, I am not dankering at all.

by sash334 July 04, 2004

dankers

Something of high quality.

That girl over there looks dankers!

That song is dankers man!

by Beny Thompson January 02, 2009

Dankerous

Cancerous and dank memes at once!

Discovered by Chinese scientist, the cringiest, cancerous, and most dank memes.

PERSON 1"This meme is dankerous AF"
PERSON 2"Fuck you"

by Realistic turd October 27, 2016

Danker

The act of going to concerts, events, social gatherings, etc. alone.

Ah damn, Brian can't go to the show tonight... I guess I'm going danker tonight!

by MountainManSF December 10, 2012