tk's definitions

Perfect Dick

The dick you hope your girlfriend never finds if it's not yours. This penis is the absolute perfect length, girth, and color for her vagina.. It hits all the right places and there is only ever one perfect dick for each girl in the world

He knocked me out with that perfect Dick

by TK May 29, 2015

foopalooting

This is known as Munging in some circles

By eating the excretion from the dead womans vagina, Dennis verified all of his friends beliefs that he was a real Munger.

by TK March 28, 2005

Shazzahazzabadazzah

This word meana something that is the coolest, most sexy, best, extraordinary thing you have ever heard/seen/eaten/smelled/smoked/touched/made/anything and everything.

"Damn man! That is fucking Shazzahazzabadazzah!"

"Wow dude, she is Shazzahazzabadazzah"

"I took a huge Shazzahazzabadazzah"

"Shazzahazzabadazzah!"

"Today was Shazzahazzabadazzah"

by TK November 23, 2003

snipe

To call someone's name unsuspectingly so that they are forced to turn around while you act inconspicuous and they have no idea who it was.

Did you see my sniping of Mr. Johnson, he had no idea it was me.

by TK November 12, 2004

shattered

To be extremely intoxicated to the point of not being able use the function of your extremeties

Kyle was so shattered last night that he hooked up with Metz.

by TK November 12, 2004

lapjaw

v. having one's mouth open at all times
n. one who constantly has their mouth open when they are not speaking

a: Are you sure Johnny's allright, he seems pretty spaced out and he's drooling pretty bad
b: Don't worry, he has lapjaw

by TK February 12, 2004

bush

1) An unsightly growth which should be cut as soon as it is publicly noticed (but sometimes isn't).
2) Pubes.

Some tend to say bush is a good thing. Others tend to be right.

by TK March 11, 2005