Damplet 

One that does not like to work overtime and frequently comes up with excuses as to why said overtime can not be worked. Also acts like he/she has never heard the opportunity existed to work overtime.

"You see that guy? that's a Damplet. He couldn't stay late and work because his cat was sick. He has no cat!!"

"Man, I cant stay late today. I'm building a fire with my buddy this afternoon." (its 110 degrees outside during the summer and you're building a fire.) This is known as pulling a Damplet.

Damplet by DJ_Horn August 16, 2018

dumpleton dealing

Dumpleton dealing is the skilled art of having the dexterity, skill and experience of dealing a game of poker where the dealer is able to manipulate the cards at the last minute or last round of betting in order that a player who was odds on favourite to win ends up losing to a very unlikely turn of fate. Many dumpleton dealers are also magicians and can adapt there skills easily to close up magic or street cons such as 3 card monte.

Ian had a Full House Aces over Kings, he could only lose to one card, middle pin nine of hearts to give the other guy a straight flush, Sarah was dealing and last card she turned the nine of hearts!! She was dumpleton dealing for sure!!

dumpleton dealing by GamblersRamblers January 16, 2014

DUMPLETON 

A word derived from the latin for shitcunt...meaning a mass mudering, super rapist with child luring tendancies. Also renowned for wearing outrageos hawaiian shirts and generally looking like a hobo with potential gambling problems. Only known deterrent is Dr Pepper.

''I will eat your young!!!''

Go fuck yourself Dumpleton you muggy creature!!!

He's done a Dumpleton...again... tut tut!!

Lock up your daughters...its Dumpleton time :O

DUMPLETON by tobyjug1 July 12, 2009

Dample 

The state of dampness. This less wet than damp but not quite dry.

This laundry is still a little dample.

Dample by LL HughJ March 22, 2010

Dimpletits 

When you have a lumps and bumps in your boobs.

You have really nice dimpletits

Dimpletits by kolithewordcreator March 7, 2017

Dumpleton 

a blow job while taking a shit.

That bitch would do anything, I made her come give me a dumpleton and wipe my ass at the same time.

Dumpleton by hierluego May 16, 2011

Dumplette 

Reference to "girl poo". There is usually no stink accompanied with this poo, unlike those produced by their male counterparts. The dumplette is generally small in size and requires minimal use of toilet paper.

Dumplette's are great in public restrooms because they're so discreet. One can walk out of the bathroom stall after the dumplette is made and not receive looks of disgust from others.

The dumplette could quite possibly be the commencement of the popular male notion that "women do not poop". Just because it is unseen, unheard, and unsmelled does not mean it does not exsist.

Jenny: "Wow, Sandra...that was a quick bathroom break you just took. You must have just had to go number 1, huh?"

Sandra: "Actually Jenny, I took a dumplette!"

Dumplette by RavenousOne November 15, 2009