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Dumbulance 

The equivalent of an ambulance, but instead of sick people, a dumbulance carries dumb people away.
Dumbulance originates from the TV Series, Trailer Park Boys, in an episode in which half-witted Corey and Trevor are shot at, and when they plead for an ambulance, an angry Ricky retorts that they ought to instead be picked up by the dumbulance.
A: (Spills on herself)

B: Do you need a fucking bib or something? You're 16! I'm going to call the dumbulance on you!
Dumbulance by Maddox's Alphabet March 27, 2009
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Deambulance

A farmer playing for PSG, who ghosts whole season to just score against his former team and celebrate the goal.
He will get eliminated in UCL to win his micky mouse trophy of the season.
PSG fan: Today we will win against Barça thanks to a Dembelé goal.
Barça fan: Deambulance will make PSG get into hyper-happiness, which will distract the defenders and let PSG go back to their dimension (winning micky mouse trophies).
Deambulance by AndorranFarmer April 10, 2024