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Damn Shit 

A women that looks good as hell from the back, but has an ugly ass face. When you see her Body you say Daaaamn!, but when you see her face you say Oh Shit!
That chick was a Damn Shit.
Damn Shit by Big Daddy ACE October 3, 2005

damn shit 

a sign of distress or annoyance... can sometimes be used as an exclamation...
Boss: Guess what! You have to work a double shift tomorrow! HAHAHAHA!
Worker: Oh Damn Shit!

or...

Friend A: Look at the booty on that one!
Friend B: I know, man... damn shit!
damn shit by Frickin' Jerms March 30, 2007

Damn shit junk 

Damn shit junk by Jayyyyythugz December 11, 2019

damn shit son 

What coaches (Usually football) say when a player messes up.
"Damn shit son!"
"Hold on to the ball! Damn shit son!"
damn shit son by Colbath December 20, 2014

God Damn Shit Fuck 

God Damn Shit Fuck; When shits so god damn shit fucked you just have to be all like "God damn shit fuck!"
*your asshole explodes violently*

GOD DAMN SHIT FUCK!!!
God Damn Shit Fuck by Sproggs January 8, 2012

hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate 

The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:

2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit

and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn
Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.

Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.

Or

Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!

Girl: wow you really don't care about me
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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