damn shit son

What coaches (Usually football) say when a player messes up.

"Damn shit son!"
"Hold on to the ball! Damn shit son!"

by Colbath December 20, 2014

lawn mower joke

When someone makes an awkward joke, and no body laughs.

-Joe: "My name is Jeff!"
-No one laughs
-Everyone: "Lawn mower joke!"
-Joe travels back to Zimbabwe and cries himself to sleep

by Colbath December 21, 2014