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"Dallman" is a word usable as a noun, adjective, and verb that was coined in order to convey the udder turd-like grossness of a given subject.In addition, Dallman may be used to generalize the awfulness of a condition or thing. For proper use, the speaker must draw out the first syllable, thus causing the common misconception that the spelling is "Deyoal-man". Synonyms are, turd, poop shit and crap. The only legitimate antonym is Jesus.
As a noun: "Eww, gross, that dog just took a giant Dallman!"
: "You know who was a Dallman? Hitler"

As an adjective: "Why did you shit on my coat and not tell me? That was a Dallman move!"

As a verb: "Can I use your bathroom? I need to Dallman like there's no tomorrow!!!"
Dallman by John Roanoke February 21, 2007
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Someone who is fearless never gives up even when the times are rough. A friend who will always be there to hold you up even when they are crumbling themselves but will never show it. She is selfless , kindhearted , and is genuine with her emotions
Dallana is always there for me when no one else is.
dallana by Jaebum January 29, 2020
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Dallan's law 

Dallan's law is an epigram that is typically stated as: "If angle looks like 90 degrees, then it is 90 degrees."

The law is often followed by mistake in math where someone assumes that an angle in a triangle is 90 degrees so they can use rules that only can be applied to right triangles.

"90 degrees" can sometimes be a metaphor for something else e.g., "If someone sees a car as red, then it is red". This means that a thing can be perceived as something else even though it is obvious that it only can be one thing. A washing machine can therefore be perceived as a rocket launcher if that person is stupid enough.
Example 1:

David: Why do I get the wrong answer when I use the Pythagorean theorem?

Teacher: Beacause it does not contain a right triangle. You probably utilized Dallan's law.

Example 2:

David: What a nice avocado you got there!

Åsa: Thanks David, but that's a potato. I guess you're right though according to Dallan's law.
Dallan's law by Duckiiiii May 12, 2016
Dellman is a German surname currently held by a few members of the American middle class. The Dellman's are known for a variety of things, including eating too much, having a butter section in their refridgerator, and using the word ignorant ignorantly.
When the picnic was rained out, everyone went to the Dellman house to carry on and eat butteroni.
Dellman by Mai Godstone December 28, 2011
A guy with a nice dick and amazing skills in bed.
That boy was such a Dallan last night!
Dallan by tsunamihair April 2, 2010
Activity engaged in to amuse oneself regardless of whom else it may affect.

Often without the knowledge of one's partner.
She practiced Dalliance behind his back
Dalliance by Kempt September 17, 2020
Dallan is the type of person who’s misunderstood. On the outside he seems to be the most confident and strong person out there, although he does have those qualities, his internal conflicts forces him to lose sight of who he really is. He’s in his head a lot, thinking the worse things about himself. When in reality he is very intelligent, interesting, nerdy (in every good way possible), responsible, hardworking, hilarious, considerate, sweet and just amazing overall. And don’t get me started on how handsome he is.

He has this type of personality you can’t get any where else. He can make you smile with just the look in his eyes.

And although he might have some past turmoil that he needs to work through, just knowing how unbelievably capable he is in his daily life gives you more then enough faith he’ll break every barrier he needs to.

Dallan is unbelievably special person, if you have him in your life then never let him go. Because he is the definition of that kind of unconditional love that always puts you and your needs first.

And also he is fucking handsome as hell!! God took great care and time on him.
Someone: “there’s this one guy I met today, I never met anyone like him! Fucking hot as hell too!!”

Someone else: “oh you must mean Dallan! No one can maintain get his attention, so don’t let him go!”
Dallan by Swaggirl12287659 November 23, 2021
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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