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Dairy farmer 

Someone who fakes an injury to get of work
Mark: I can’t do that, my back hurts. I need to work in the office

Ashley: you fucken dairy farmer
Dairy farmer by Blip dog August 13, 2019

dairy farmer 

a girl who specifically enjoys semen on her body, and goes to extra lengths to extract it from men, much like a dairy farmer does to a cow.
John:man that bitch was a dairy farmer last night.
Mike: uuuuggghhh
dairy farmer by Frank mcdoogles June 10, 2007

Dairy farmer 

A woman or man who engages in milking a man's prostate. This is done by entering through the anus and pushing against the prostate causing an ejaculation.
That girl Katrin milked me last week, she is a hell of a dairy farmer.
Dairy farmer by Qcipher October 18, 2018

Dairy Farmer's Arm 

The sexual act of inserting an arm into a persons vagina or anus up to the shoulder.Much like a dairy farmer inspecting a cow.
I gave her the Dairy Farmer's Arm...
That girl was wild! I gave her the Double Dairy Farmer's Arm!
Dairy Farmer's Arm by MightyMehr February 23, 2017

the dairy farmer 

When your eager partner wants you to blow a load and she sticks her finger up you butt and then pulls down on your shaft is alternating directions, giving the appearance that she is a dairy farmer for something more than just milk.
Dude, how did that date go last night with the librarian type chick. Dude, total surprise, she pulled the dairy farmer on me until I blew a load into her bucket!
the dairy farmer by Stagmen February 23, 2017

you fight like a dairy farmer 

The best insult EVER CREATED.

Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate
"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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