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Cock balls dangle 

what can i say smoke weed every day, this is for those days when your sack hangs lower than your dick...

you can also be cock balls danglin' in the sense of having a good time.

Please Note: this term (CBD) can still be used in a negative
connotation
Dude what did you do last night ?

I Cock Balls Dangled(CBD'D) a hoe...
Cock balls dangle by kumarbears February 21, 2008

dangle ball 

when one or more testicle(s) of the male have a sag capacity of 3 or more inches. the worst case scenario reported so far was approximately 5 inches.....that's 1.25 hands not at the withers, thankfully for all your horse people out there
"golly! that man's testicle exceeds the range of his Johnson!"

or...

"PLEASE! refrain from tugging on my dangle ball, it's not a cow utter. it has feelings just like you and me."

dangle ball 

When one testicle hangs 3 or more inches lower than the other
"I can see one of that man's testicles hanging down over the chair when he sits. That's one hell of a dangle ball."

-OR-


"would you like to see the pendulum range of my dangle ball? eh? eh?
just please, do not puncture it with any sharp objects. it is fragile and sterile"
dangle ball by not a wenis October 2, 2003

dangle ball 

when the SACKAGE EXCEEDS THE PACKAGE by a significant amount of inches
"my dangle ball keeps whacking my leg, Arnold. Oh dear I believe I'm developing a bruise"

or

"I can't tell the difference between my dangle ball and my penis. they're the same length. maybe I should ASK JEEVES"

Dangleballs 

The presence of the male scrotum in your throat.
Jenny: Omg! I have dangleballs after teabagging Miguel last night.

Sheila: TMI!!!!
Dangleballs by LatinLover12345 March 30, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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