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Delhi Dangleblaster 

The Delhi dangleblaster is a party game where a female inserts a live wire (minimum 900 volts) inside her rectum and then proceeds to attach a car battery to her nipples and tongue. A male then commences to insert his flaccid phallus inside her bonus hole with the goal being to dislodge the wire from her butt.
Sorry, Garry, the car's down. Me and the kids were bonding over a fun session of the Delhi dangleblaster last night and blew out the battery.

Dingleball 

Mix of hair and toilet paper. Not to be confused with a dingleberry which is turd and hair.
A dingleball accumulated after I wiped my butt.
Dingleball by WickedArcher October 19, 2008

Dingleballs 

Where you are so old that your balls sag in your pants.
"Dude your grandpa has a mad case of dingleballs"

Dingleballs 

A word used to describe the debris left on your butt if you don't wipe properly after you drop a deuce.
You know me - I'm gonna wipe one extra time - just to make sure there are no dingleballs hanging around.
Dingleballs by Powersiblings July 8, 2010

Danglyballs 

Someone with a long loose scrotum sack and big testicles
Check out Danglyballs over there!

Listen Danglyballs...

Not again Danglyballs!
Danglyballs by OoohLookAtMeGrowler February 19, 2019

Quandevious Dingleballs 

some random guy on the internet who thought it would be funny to mix quandale dingle and devious balls into one word
Yo bro did you see that meme about Quandevious Dingleballs
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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