Daftos 

A mentally disabled person. Oftenly also known as Kaiser Daftos or Kaiser Willhelm II. Internet Shitposter. Leader of many anime groups. Also used as an insult bcs he has really bad aim in FPS games.

*misses shot*
Aren't you Daftos?"

Daftos by Daftos February 19, 2021

Daftism 

The official religion of Daft Punk. Daftists believe that Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel De Homem-Christo are the right and left hands of God, if not gods themselves.

For those Daft Punk listeners without faith, try Daftism.

Daftism by DaftPope April 13, 2010

dafoosing 

Derived from a username, dafoose means several things.

derived from the root words, moose, fooseball, and the prefix meme "da." "Da" refering to "the."
The meaning for dafoosing comes from spanish Vamos, which means "we go," which was tweaked into vamoose. However, "vam" did not sound friendly, so it used a more popular prefix "da."

Dafoosing can be related to most internet tasks and gaming tasks with other people. Dafooser's usually look to other people to play with in other places, mainly including games, watching television, or even going out to eat.

Essentially, the action of dafoosing is doing something fun with other people.

I felt like dafoosing today, so I logged onto my account and played some online games with my friends.

Or.

My friend Katie needed help painting the house today, so I got my dafooser on and came over unexpectedly to help out.

dafoosing by Dafoose July 22, 2009

Daftsopresata 

A snapchat groupchat of roughly 30 people, typically aged between 15-17 years old. Mainly composed of daft high school males who joke over the meaning of the word "daft."

Based in Suffolk County.

Created in January of 2020 and was originally meant for bonfires.

"Yooo check Daftsopresata, someone just sent a possible dp."
"Oh god, not again."

Daftsopresata by Daft Individual February 15, 2021

Daftodill 

A pretty but dumb individual. A person who makes up in cuteness what they lack in actual substance. A slightly less evil version of the valley girl.

Those daftodills sure didn't know what to do once they landed on Mars. What a bunch of daftodills.

Daftodill by eraera April 30, 2008

Dartos 

The muscle between the scrotum and anus that controls defecation, erections and farts

Dartos by Barry and Tamara July 18, 2003

Dantos 

No one really knows where "Dantos" Originated. Some people have linked him to a IBM card sorting machine. Theorys arose from different sides world. But it really comes down to that dh > yh

The one Dantos

Dantos by LoyalMonger November 23, 2003