An incredibly efficient manoeuvre comprising the purchase and/or consumption of two of the same drink at once, to save time and maximise mobility on a night out. Particularly popular with alcopops or basic mixer combos.

"I'm off to the bar to get a dedwards"
"I've already had 5 dedwards' tonight, and now I am really quite drunk."
"I'll give you a fiver if you down this dedwards of gallon-milk bottles."

Dedwards by Clumface April 4, 2010

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dadware

The type of computer programs that boomer dads are most likely to install or recommend you install to fix or increase the functionality on your computer. These programs tend to be outdated or made obsolete by better alternatives. Some examples of such software: AVG Antivirus, Symantec Norton Antivirus, SUPERAntiSpyware and other programs that may have been relevant over a decade ago but have aged poorly since.

"I let my uncle use my computer while he was over and now there's all this dadware shit on it."
"Dude why do you still use AVG in 2019? Get rid of that dadware and install a good antivirus like MalwareBytes or Bitdefender."

dadware by russianwarclub August 6, 2019

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dabward

A fucking legend.

Jimmy: Did you see that video of squidward dabbing?

John: You mean dabward? Fuck yea.

dabward by swagmaster69yoloswag September 21, 2016

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dadwawd

waddwadaw afwfwa fwaf aa wf

dwawad awdwad dadwawd awdadaw

dadwawd by Aaron Sierpo December 15, 2008

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