Dadward

The Fanfiction reference of Edward Cullen being a dad to his daughter, Renesmee.

I read this really cute story about Dadward.

by Rapsberipie October 25, 2010

deadward

what the popular sparkling vampire of the twilight series should really be referred to as.

edward cullen is a vampire. vampires are dead. dead + edward = deadward.

by suck it twihards December 12, 2009

Dadwar Logan

Cockney slang for Grogan. which is slang for Poo or Feces

Don't go into the toilet for a while, I just did a massive Dadwar Logan

by Uncle Doogs May 20, 2022

Dedwards

An incredibly efficient manoeuvre comprising the purchase and/or consumption of two of the same drink at once, to save time and maximise mobility on a night out. Particularly popular with alcopops or basic mixer combos.

"I'm off to the bar to get a dedwards"
"I've already had 5 dedwards' tonight, and now I am really quite drunk."
"I'll give you a fiver if you down this dedwards of gallon-milk bottles."

by Clumface April 4, 2010

#dadwords

In the same sense as #dadjokes, but for dad jokes that are legit not funny, they are just words. Hence #dadwords

"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!" Jesus, #dadwords
Child: "I'm Hungry". Dad: "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad". #dadwords

by techboy1980 November 9, 2017

dadware

The type of computer programs that boomer dads are most likely to install or recommend you install to fix or increase the functionality on your computer. These programs tend to be outdated or made obsolete by better alternatives. Some examples of such software: AVG Antivirus, Symantec Norton Antivirus, SUPERAntiSpyware and other programs that may have been relevant over a decade ago but have aged poorly since.

"I let my uncle use my computer while he was over and now there's all this dadware shit on it."
"Dude why do you still use AVG in 2019? Get rid of that dadware and install a good antivirus like MalwareBytes or Bitdefender."

by russianwarclub August 6, 2019

dabward

A fucking legend.

Jimmy: Did you see that video of squidward dabbing?

John: You mean dabward? Fuck yea.

by swagmaster69yoloswag September 21, 2016