deadward 

what the popular sparkling vampire of the twilight series should really be referred to as.

edward cullen is a vampire. vampires are dead. dead + edward = deadward.

deadward by suck it twihards December 12, 2009

deadward 

deadliest way of karate chopping a "niggah" on the back of neck causing him to ejaculate out of his ass and vomit out of his penis.

ill deadward his dark ass

deadward by edeasy February 21, 2007

Deadware

Apps, programs, games, and other software that are broken and abandoned because they didn’t turn a turn an immediate profit for the publisher.

The software is therefore “dead” to whoever created it, as in when one person tells another, “You’re dead to me.”

Some Person: Hey, what’s up with ONRUSH? There’s so much wrong with it, but there are no updates and Codemasters won’t answer emails about it.

Another Person: It’s deadware, my friend. The original company disavows all knowledge of ever having made it, despite their name being all over it.

Deadware by c December 7, 2019

Dedwards 

An incredibly efficient manoeuvre comprising the purchase and/or consumption of two of the same drink at once, to save time and maximise mobility on a night out. Particularly popular with alcopops or basic mixer combos.

"I'm off to the bar to get a dedwards"
"I've already had 5 dedwards' tonight, and now I am really quite drunk."
"I'll give you a fiver if you down this dedwards of gallon-milk bottles."

Dedwards by Clumface April 4, 2010

deadhard 

A perk that fell from grace still usable but just use made for this

Person one:FUCK MY DEADHARD FAILED
Person two: Just use fucking made for this

deadhard by Averageavocado69 October 13, 2023

Dadward

The Fanfiction reference of Edward Cullen being a dad to his daughter, Renesmee.

I read this really cute story about Dadward.

Dadward by Rapsberipie October 25, 2010

Deadlard 

A fatass bitch motherfucker shit bag, that has no life, and is consider dead.

Hes a low life and a deadlard.

Deadlard by LAURENLIAEDENADAM March 25, 2007