dadware 

The type of computer programs that boomer dads are most likely to install or recommend you install to fix or increase the functionality on your computer. These programs tend to be outdated or made obsolete by better alternatives. Some examples of such software: AVG Antivirus, Symantec Norton Antivirus, SUPERAntiSpyware and other programs that may have been relevant over a decade ago but have aged poorly since.

"I let my uncle use my computer while he was over and now there's all this dadware shit on it."
"Dude why do you still use AVG in 2019? Get rid of that dadware and install a good antivirus like MalwareBytes or Bitdefender."

dadware by russianwarclub August 6, 2019

Deadware

Apps, programs, games, and other software that are broken and abandoned because they didn’t turn a turn an immediate profit for the publisher.

The software is therefore “dead” to whoever created it, as in when one person tells another, “You’re dead to me.”

Some Person: Hey, what’s up with ONRUSH? There’s so much wrong with it, but there are no updates and Codemasters won’t answer emails about it.

Another Person: It’s deadware, my friend. The original company disavows all knowledge of ever having made it, despite their name being all over it.

Deadware by c December 7, 2019

Dadwar Logan 

Cockney slang for Grogan. which is slang for Poo or Feces

Don't go into the toilet for a while, I just did a massive Dadwar Logan

Dadwar Logan by Uncle Doogs May 20, 2022

Dadward

The Fanfiction reference of Edward Cullen being a dad to his daughter, Renesmee.

I read this really cute story about Dadward.

Dadward by Rapsberipie October 25, 2010

Daware 

He's like Danny Devito but less funny, much taller, and sucks a little less at video games. Usually goes to the bathroom every 5 seconds

Daware is a shitass

Daware by RandomIsName July 5, 2019