Daddyitus

A mental illness where one begins to act more like a father. Most notable telling dad jokes

Person 1: Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 they’d be chicken sedans.
Person 2: What’s wrong with you? You must have daddyitus.

by YaBoiSkiinyPenis November 16, 2017

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A cool ass name!

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by Daddytism69.com.org.net/stepsi September 19, 2020

daddypuss

another word for elbow

Instead of , "OUCH I HIT MY FUNNYBONE", you can say, "FUCK ME IN MY DADDYPUSS"

by daddypuss March 8, 2023

Daddicus Atticus

Atticus Finch, but he's a hotty.

"God I love Daddicus Atticus"
"I know right, he's a total steal, that Daddicus Atticus

by RotatingPirateShip November 8, 2021

daddyzussman

A guy who never misses and is funny asf

Zussman:daddyzussman
Everyone:makes sense

by zussmanfan February 19, 2021

Dadditude

(gay slang; adj.;proper noun)

A cocky DILF with a universal heightened sexual appeal because of the confidence he has of his capabilities.

This term is NOT meant to be used as commentary on a subject's appearance.

Dan Butler's Bulldog character on Frasier had more Dadditude than one man has a right to. 🔥

by storysmithscb February 22, 2021

daddyus

darius but a daddy also darius is a lovable daddy

darius is my daddy also known as daddyus

by lolxd123 November 2, 2021