Daddyitus

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A mental illness where one begins to act more like a father. Most notable telling dad jokes

Person 1: Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 they’d be chicken sedans.
Person 2: What’s wrong with you? You must have daddyitus.

Daddyitus by YaBoiSkiinyPenis November 16, 2017

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daddypuss

another word for elbow

Instead of , "OUCH I HIT MY FUNNYBONE", you can say, "FUCK ME IN MY DADDYPUSS"

daddypuss by daddypuss March 8, 2023

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Daddicus Atticus

Atticus Finch, but he's a hotty.

"God I love Daddicus Atticus"
"I know right, he's a total steal, that Daddicus Atticus

Daddicus Atticus by RotatingPirateShip November 8, 2021

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daddyzussman

A guy who never misses and is funny asf

Zussman:daddyzussman
Everyone:makes sense

daddyzussman by zussmanfan February 19, 2021

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Dadditude

(gay slang; adj.;proper noun)

A cocky DILF with a universal heightened sexual appeal because of the confidence he has of his capabilities.

This term is NOT meant to be used as commentary on a subject's appearance.

Dan Butler's Bulldog character on Frasier had more Dadditude than one man has a right to. 🔥

Dadditude by storysmithscb February 22, 2021

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daddyus

darius but a daddy also darius is a lovable daddy

darius is my daddy also known as daddyus

daddyus by lolxd123 November 2, 2021

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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