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A mental illness where one begins to act more like a father. Most notable telling dad jokes
Person 1: Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 they’d be chicken sedans.
Person 2: What’s wrong with you? You must have daddyitus.
by YaBoiSkiinyPenis November 16, 2017
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Used in reference to either the vaginal or anal areas when discussing sexual actions.
Fuck me in the cable box.”
by YaBoiSkiinyPenis October 29, 2017
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