DZSCH

Sound effect. Just as it sounds, really.

*dies with a resounding DZSCH*

DZSCH by Slashbunny October 5, 2003

The Deschanel Ruling 

The ruling allowing men to watch films and/or television shows that would normally be defined 'girly' IF the show contains an extremely hot female lead

Named after Zoey Deschanel, specifically the show 'New Girl', which is acceptable to be watched by men under the Deschanel Ruling

Ryan: Is that New Girl you've got on? Mate, that's for women!
Matt: I call the Deschanel Ruling, she is so hot!

Brett: Fancy watching a film?
Ash: How about John Tucker Must Die? Deschanel Ruling cos I would definitely tap Brittany Snow

The Deschanel Ruling by Master Procrastinator February 10, 2013

Ventriloquist Discharge 

Verb: pretending that you're having an orgasm by making loud noises with your mouth when nothing is actually coming out.

Billy had ventriloquist discharge since he really didn't want to sleep with Frank. Where do I shit?

Ventriloquist Discharge by Huey Lewis and the Poops November 22, 2011

dascha

Someone with a kind heart and is pretty hot

Damn I wish I can have a Dascha she's hot

dascha by Thatchickisarealcrowdpleaser December 3, 2016

Discheese 

to displease, anger, or upset

It really discheeses me how many holes Marc punched into the ceiling.

Discheese by I will pee your pants March 27, 2021

dusche Bush 

simple penis, cock,dingaling a really old word use by the famous rapper Eazy-e

If dusche bush size doesn't matter why don't they make 3 inch dildos

dusche Bush by dayan gonzalez April 4, 2008

unauthorised discharge 

During relations with your partner, as you approach the cresendo and with no prior warning or permission , you boldly unleash your man seed with reckless abandon in all the wrong places

Oh man. Last night I unauthorised discharged (UD) all over her chest and pillows

unauthorised discharge by Astronaut Jim June 1, 2016