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Please God, I want to impregnate Hu Tao, so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips.

That beautiful, radiant white angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Hu Tao, is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in

way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in Philippines history just to lick

the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her,

I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal

union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich coconut milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection,

I would stir her velvety Samoan cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of

our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave

out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just

to be near her for a brief moment.

She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously
Dwyme stop trying to fuck Hu Tao
Dwyme by (enter_name_here) April 4, 2022
Related Words
DWYM • Dwyme • DWYMO • Dwymrabs
Die With Your Mouth Open - Usually given as an answer to an unwelcomed sollicitation...
Ron - just DWYMO, please...
DWYMO by asmorama August 1, 2010

Dwymrabs 

A word used to define a group of people endentured to, or enslaved by, a radical warlord cult. Used for manual labor and infantry units in post apocalyptic warlord cults.
When shit hits the fan, those with the most Dwymrabs will be in control
Dwymrabs by VennyBaven February 12, 2021
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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