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Don't make me go into "DWTFYW" mode

dwtfyw by Ric80 November 17, 2017

DTFTW

DTFTW translates to "Down to fuck the world." Girls that are DTFTW are willing to have sex with any guy, regardless of how he looks, dresses or behaves. These girls basically go out with the full intention of being penetrated by any guy who has a penis, as well as some limited concept of the English language. DTFTW girls are not generally aware that they are complete whores, despite the fact that they make a premeditated decision to fuck anything that walks that night. You can usually find these girls straggling aimlessly at the bar around last call by themselves because their DTFTW friends have ditched them to go fuck some random guys. Please seek caution when taking these girls home as they have been known to be excruciatingly loud and annoying, in addition to occasionally throwing in your bed. Be advised that DTFTW girls' favourite sex position is the dead starfish - so don't try to win these girls over with any elaborate sex positions.

There is NO similar expression used to describe the male gender, as men who are not "DTFTW" are basically either gay or worried about fucking yet another swamp donkey. A normal guy is generally assumed to be DTFTW when he goes out to the bar, despite of what the girl will look like the next morning.

Guy #1: Yo bro, did you end up fucking that straggler you took home last night?

Guy #2: Of course! Didn't you see that broad eye-fucking the shit out of every guy in the bar; she was DTFTW fo sho.

Guy #1: Yeah I kind of figured that...she had cock-addict written all over her face. How was it?

Guy #2: Terrible...the girl just laid there as I railed the shit out of her. After we were done, the bitch just threw up all over my sheets and would not stop yapping.

Guy #1: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

DTFTW by Graham Zilla February 21, 2010

dtftw

donald trump for the win

make america great again dtftw

dtftw by lucy gallon February 7, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

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