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The Murphy's Law of Driving

1) The car infront of you is always slower.

2) The car in back of you always wants to go faster.

3) There is never traffic until you start to back out of your driveway.

4) There is never traffic until you reach the stop sign.

5) When you are in a hurry, everyone is on a joy ride.

6) When you are looking for an address, everyone is in a hurry.

7) Bugs, salt, and other grime on the windshield are attracted to the area directly infront of your line of sight.

8) If a car in the other lane is hovering between you and the car infront of you, he wants to switch, even though...

9) Turn signals (blinkas) are never used.

10) Your exit is 3 lanes to the right, and about 200 feet away.
driving by The Sub March 1, 2005
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Something woman should not do. /Definition
Man: God dammit! Its taken 3 hours for my mom to get from my house to my school and she has managed to crash the car TWICE, this is why woman shouldnt be driving
Driving by CTU_FieldAgent200 May 16, 2010
Driving as in golf. When a guy attempts to get a girl (his golf ball) to like him through a very direct approach with little subtlety
Guy 1: Yo were you driving that girl over there?

Guy 2: Yeah it was a good drive, the golf ball is on the green

Guy 1: True, just remember to wear a "golf bag" if you decide to go for the hole in one
Driving by ACMNJokes December 10, 2011
An adjective used to describe something good or cool. Usually used to express approval of something.
"Wow, that guy looks cool as hell."
"Yeah, he seems pretty driving."
Driving by Devilish_Dude June 11, 2022
The act of riding someone sexually consider of the "rider"(the person on top) and the "driver" (the person straddled )
Thus driving is the counterpart to riding
"Last night i was driving that pussy!"

(In sexual context) "how you drive?"
Driving by West coast latina July 5, 2022

driving the porcelain bus 

Vomiting into a toilet -often violently and for an extended time- whilst holding its rim like a steering wheel.
Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, when asked at a press conference about his recent bout of food poisoning: "Yes, I was driving the porcelain bus half the night."

driving south

1. A totally plausible transition period one reaches while driving on the open freeway after work on a beautiful Friday afternoon, with the wind in your hair, some Smashing Pumpkins blaring from the stereo, a pocket full of money, a chilled beverage in your lap, and anticipating an awesome weekend.
2. Unwinding after work and entering a far truer realm of existence.
Dude, after driving south for a half hour I'm ready for the festivities!"
driving south by Mack C March 17, 2007
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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