DJ Khalid 

Someone would consider him a musician only if he was confused with Khalid, a different artist who makes actual music.

1: "Yo, DJ Khalid is so dope."
2: "You meant Khalid?"
1: "Aren't they the same person?"

DJ Khalid by SpeakingYogurt December 23, 2019

DJ Khalid 

He's there when someone makes music and puts his name on it.

DJ Khalid doesn't deserve the Bob Marley guitar he was given. He shouldn't even be allowed to touch it.

DJ Khalid by Saul315 January 20, 2023

DJ Khaled 

An idiot who just shouts his name over other people's music and makes all the money off it and dances like a douchebag in all the music videos

" DJ Khaled just made a new song"
"No he didnt he just said "WE DA BEST !!" over there song"

DJ Khaled by asdaesentials August 25, 2017

DJ Khaled 

One of the most annoying motherfuckers out there

DJ Khaled: WE DA BEEEST

nigga stfu you annoying

DJ Khaled by Bih536424 April 20, 2018

Dj Khaled 

The act of not reciprocating after someone goes down on you.

Guy " I just spent 15 minutes muffing you and you won't return the favor, are you really going to Dj Khaled me like that?"

Dj Khaled by Kwaki June 2, 2018

DJ Khaled 

Another one!

Can i have a dj khaled off your joint?

DJ Khaled by Miacovone October 9, 2019

DJ Khaled 

Someone who always seems to be around but never actually does anything. A DJ Khaled will always be there to use you for his own needs, but when it comes time for him to help you out he is nowhere to be found. You'll know if you're hanging around a DJ Khaled, because he'll start saying things like "we the best" and "we takin' over" all while he really isn't the best at anything. DJ Khaled's often have no real skill, but instead profit off of others and "advise."

1. Tom: Isn't it funny how John is always tagging along with our group, sitting in our study sessions and eating, but he never actually does any work? He's always with us, asking for money, putting his name on all our group assignments, eating our food, but if there's a problem he'd be the last one to help out or offer up any solutions.
Bill: Yeah I know, John is a DJ Khaled.

2.
Brad: Alright, now Sean, you write the song. Bill, you make the beat. Jim, you go get me some coffee. Josh, you shoot a video. Brian, you get Drake on the hook.
Sean: while we're doing all of this, what will you be doing Brad?
Brad: Oh, I'll be advising, making sure everything goes smooth and turns out right in the end. I need to make sure that we have the best possible product that we possibly can. See, I pride myself in being amazing, because we the best! I have the keys to success, and I have the best team who is going to take over all the ghettos around the world! You so smawt, you so loyal! Don't ever go against the hand that feeds you!
Josh: Brad, shut up you DJ Khaled! You just want to use us for your own personal gain without actually doing anything! Why should we be loyal to you? So you can make money off of us without actually having to do anything yourself? I don't think so!

DJ Khaled by Icy Wyte January 7, 2018