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DJ Douchebag 

That DJ you've added to Facebook that sends constant invites to crappy events. He always has the place bumping, usually with 5 people in attendance and considers anyone that praises his work as his best friend. A real douchebag. Tells everyone how much he gets laid when he in fact has a girlfriend of 7 years at home that he has a mortgage with. Also has a meme based off of him: memegenerator.net/dj-douchebag
DJDB: "man I had that party BUMPIN' tonight!"
Me: "There were only 4 people there"
DJDB: "EVERYONE LOVES ME"
Me: "Your a douchebag, DJ, and DJ Douchebag"
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DJ Douche Bag 

A very dirty South Florida queer reference, meaning a man that will sacrifice any orifice for the pleasure of another South Florida man.

Typically, the DJ Douch Bag (DJDB) trolls for twinks while scouring the web alone and naked in his living room, with the blinds shut, yet sightly open enough for the very masculine neighbors to potentially spot him.
Wow, we should never stop calling Humes DJ Douche Bag.
DJ Douche Bag by orlando cj February 3, 2010

Jean Dedouchebag 

Being a cock juggling thunder cunt like the manager of Taco Bell/KFC. A typical Jean Dedouchebag contradicts himself and plays favorites. He also flirts with anything with 2 tits and a vagina. Biggest prick in the universe.
Yo bro your girlfriend was slobbing on my knob last night

Your such a Jean Dedouchebag
Jean Dedouchebag by doug frizzle October 17, 2008
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