A really hot guy who has a child or children and also has the perfect penis to match with your sexual body type.
“Girl, I met the most AMAZING DILFicorn on Tinder!!! Granted, he has kids, but his dick is INCREDIBLE because it’s the EXACT shape/length/girth I need to hit my G-spot just right and make me cum!!! Finally, it’s been too damn long...”
by AliAlSoFlo July 23, 2019
Get the DILFicorn mug.The act of one person using duct tape to stick a large, cock shaped dildo onto the forehead of another person after tieing them up. The recipient may also have a rope taped to their ass as a tail for added effect.
by KaMp KaRnIe 4 lyfe April 19, 2015
Get the Dildacorn mug.A Dildocorn is a regular unicorn but the only thing that's different is that he has a dildo instead of a horn on it's head. a lot of people have made jokes about this but it actually exists at the high mountains of Iceland. Of course it only appears to have a natural habitat on Iceland and very few outsiders have ever seen one.
by Roxy Josilin August 23, 2010
Get the Dildocorn mug.Dilicone is a high grade from of silicone typically used to make sex toys such as dildos, anal beads, butt plugs, flesh lights, ect.
i made a plaster mold of my erect penis and let it cure. next i filled the casting with Dilicone and let the Dilicone cure. a day later i cracked the casting open and presto... an exact copy of mydick, but made of Dilicone.
by beaner master98 May 13, 2013
Get the Dilicone mug.A magical horse with a dildo on its head instead of a horn. These magical horns are known to vibrate when a woman sits on them. It is also known to cause women to climax when riding the dildicorn.
by Hoodeddeath7 September 13, 2009
Get the Dildicorn mug.The Dildicorn, also known as a vibracorn, is a rare species of unicorn. Their horn is shaped like a dildo. They have been hunted throughout all of history to fill females sexual needs, and have come extremely close to extinction in the past. They are currently an endangered species.
Their main defense is known as a "butt ram", where they charge and ram their horn into their enemies anus.
Their main defense is known as a "butt ram", where they charge and ram their horn into their enemies anus.
by Dildacorn trainer September 19, 2009
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