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Diagnosed 

I'm not just making an inference based on something some fucking YouTube slime said when it comes to my diagnosis.
Hym "I was diagnosed with ADD. By a shrink. AND TREATED. Somewhere there IS a record of that diagnosis and Dr. Adewale Gadebo offered to renew my prescription on the basis of that previous treatment. What I do not need is your bullshit therapy. Or behavioral change. I could use some antibiotics (small pills please), novacane, and some pliers... And some booty. But beyond that... I could also use some Adderall. A car so I don't have to walk in the lethally cold weather. Some pure tea tree oil. A dermatologist. All of this I need more than behavioral change."
Diagnosed by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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Self-diagnosed 

Someone who 100% definitely has some sort of mental disorder simply because they say they do. Any attempts to quash this will be immediately shot down since nothing beats a self-diagnosed 14 yr old with mobile service.
Billy: Dude I am self-diagnosed with depression
Jake: No you're not
Jake proceeds to die since he has angered the mob of 14 year olds

self-diagnosed 

A term used by whiny teenagers on tumblr who have no mental illnesses but for some unknown reason wish they did.
Tumblr User: "I've been self-diagnosed with depression, anxiety, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, PTSD, and stage-4 fanfiction addiction."

Friend: "Have you confirmed this with a psychiatrist?"

Tumblr User: "No, doctors freak me out."
self-diagnosed by RSiegfried October 18, 2015

Self Diagnosed ADHD

A dumb ass who took a buzzfeed test and it said they have ADHD, and now uses it for ever excuse in the world.
Me: Are you focused?
Them: OMG! I’m so sorry, It’s just my ADHD LOL!
Me: Do you actually have ADHD, like went to a doctor?
Them: No, I took a quiz and It said I have ADHD
Me: Jesus, you’re a dumb ass, That’s just Self Diagnosed ADHD.
Self Diagnosed ADHD by Mrsymphony September 14, 2020

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Self diagnosed 

A 14 year old who listens to xxxtentacion
“I listen to x and he makes me depressed” no your just a self diagnosed gai boi

self-diagnosed 

someone who 100 percent definitely has a mental illness because they want to have one for some dumb reason and any attempts to say they don't are absolutely false for some reason because 14 yr old white girls are terrifying and you must never argue with them.
white girl: I have self-diagnosed depression
Normal person: No you don't
White girl: You dare oppose me mortal?
self-diagnosed by suckmyteninchpp January 19, 2021
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