DEMOCRASIA

The dilution of individual political will until it becomes statistically irrelevant. The feeling that participation technically occurred while the mathematics of scale ensured that one person's political intention would barely register.

Coined by Androbeet. Full definition: androbeet.github.io

He voted. He researched. He argued. He persuaded three people. Then he looked at the final numbers and realized that his entire political will had become one tiny unit inside millions. The vote existed. Its individual force had nearly disappeared. That was democrasia.

DEMOCRASIA by Androbeet August 30, 2026

Democratic Party 

A party that consists of two warring groups. The first have known as blue dog conservative democrats consisting of 2 dollar whores who suckle the corporate interests and bathe in the corruption created in the absence of liberal red cat republicans and the extinction of moderate republicans long purged by the ghost of Ronald Reagan to fuel his inevitable resurrection for the end of days

The second half consisting Liberal Progressives who hold the Radical Idea of maintaining government for the people, working class, and using tax dollars to maintain a functioning government instead, the Wealthy Feudal Corporate Overlords and a Industrial Military Complex as decreed by the Natural Order.

One need not fear such an event occurring so long as the Republicans and the Blue Dogs(aka Diet republicans). Maintain the facade of a 2 party democracy to protect the Oligarchy. Such protections include democrats bending over backwards to bipartisanly give republicans 99% of what they desire, tax breaks for the wealthy, Pay to prevent Progressive movements, DarkMoney, Gas lighting , Voter suppression, Media Blackouts, Calling people who worked in the Civil and Women's rights Movements racists or sexist.

Democratic Party loves to Gas Light Progressives

Democratic Party by Pippin Jay August 17, 2019

democrapitalism 

The combination of democracy and capitalism frequently utilized in a very large North American country (and many others) that subverts the best aspects of both systems by allowing people with large quantities of money to buy legislation through the use of organizations like PACs and SuperPACs. Thus you get all of the market competition of communism coupled with the representatives who speak the interest and will of the public like fascism.

The current SOPA/PIPA debacle in the US Congress is pure democrapitalism. It's a prime example of a lobbyist group writing legislation and submitting it via their pet legislator.

democrapitalism by Evil Architect February 10, 2012

Democratic People's Republic of Korea

The "offical" name of North Korea, contains 3 lies.

In The Democratic People's Republic of Korea, they will re-educate your ass if you so much as don't keep your required pictures of Kim Il Song dusted.

Democratic People's Republic of Korea by The Big H April 25, 2005

Democratic press release

Imagine laying down, on your belly and pooping

I saw that democratic press release Billy did, was a mess.

Democratic press release by Mutherlover420 July 4, 2020

Democratic Immunity 

Similar to Diplomatic Immunity, a secret clause in US legal code that prohibits the prosecution of Democratic Party members, family or associates for corruption or felonies. It is rigidly enforced by the DOJ and FBI.

Hillary Clinton, Lois Lerner and the Mueller Special Counsel investigation destroyed or caused to be destroyed evidence under subpoena but were not prosecuted because they were protected by Democratic Immunity.

Democratic Immunity by Dakawn Vick February 27, 2020

Democratic Republic of Congo

It's not democratic

Congo Citizen: "I'm going to vote for who will be in charge of the Democratic Republic of Congo"
Felix Tshisekedi: "You can't vote dumbass"
Congo Citizen "Aw shit"

Democratic Republic of Congo by LordTrafficCone November 28, 2021